at the one and only Samurai Cow Homepage!
BTW, this is just a dummy, pics and links do NOT work, until
I've finnaly moved in!
A special thanks goes to the humanbeing who raised Samurai Cow
and tought him the
Joran Quinten!
And also; his Sidekick;
Johan Verploegh!
BTW; if you look in the
-files,
you will find Johan and Joran Registered!
This Homepage contains the background info of the (Denied) existence of
Samurai Cow.
It is proved that someone is watching over the Cows and their dairy
products.
(Newsflash;Milky Telegraph article)
Next is an interview; we interviewed Samurai Cows
Personal
Secretary.
Everybody probably wants to know where Samurai Cow lives...
Well, we finally know where he lives.
Now, you didn't think Samurai Cow would live there on his own,
with nobody around except his secretary?
Well, these
pictures
show proof that Samurai Cow is having a good time on his Pleasure-Island.
The latest news about Samurai Cow is that he is out
there, to protect the weak cows from BSE;
a virus (also known as:
Brute
Samurai
Eliminator)
unleashed by Samurai Cows fiercest enemy
Ninja Pig.
His plans to ruin the dairy industry have failed
till now, thanks to Samurai Cow, but beware, 'cause Ninja Pig stil is
Dangerous...
Let us all pray for protection against this wicked
creature. It isn't over until the fat Pig Squeeles!
For now, this is the end of the only official Samurai Cow Homepage.
Till neXt time, and:
May the Milk be with you!